# How often do you eat soup

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You probably all know tricks such as:
-Question: what color is your fridge?
-Question: what is the cow drinking?
- Answer: (almost always) Milk: D (cows drink water)

Do you know more questions like this? please post

Suppose I would understand the purpose of this thread (which I don't O_o) I would never answer that the cow drinks milk ^^: p

What is hanging on the wall and shaking hands with everyone ???: D

Towel: D: D: D

§Thanks §thanks §thanks Gothic3

What is hanging on the wall and shaking hands with everyone ???: D

Towel: D: D: D

do you have that from Helge Schneider? + hehe + because he has a song where this line occurs.

@topic:

Questioner: "Say blood in quick succession!"
Respondent: "Blood, blood, blood, .....!"
Questioner: "At which color do you go through the traffic light?"

Respondent often answers "red"

greeting
guardian

edit: to the thread creator: there is an "edit button" on the right above your post. if you click on the you can edit your amounts and avoid double posts. Because these are not welcomed by mods. But you haven't been here that long, so that won't be a problem for you;)

A: say Kalbel
B: cable
A: no, KKKabel
B: well, cables
A: No, KKKK cable right with a hard K
B: well, I'll say KKKKKabel
A: what do you eat soup with?
B: with a fork

ahhhh RIIEESSENSPAASSS

well, it doesn't always work

I also know another. When we were little we always tried it on everyone: D
Here B has to say everything A says:

A: The car is yellow
B: The car is yellow
A: The car is yellow
B: The car is yellow
(about 3 more times)
.
.
.
A: What color is the car?
B: yellow ...

I also know another. When we were little we always tried it on everyone: D
Here B has to say everything A says:

A: The car is yellow
B: The car is yellow
A: The car is yellow
B: The car is yellow
(about 3 more times)
.
.
.
A: What color is the car?
B: yellow ...

I don't understand this, but I still know this one:

(answers these questions spoken out loud in front of you)

What do vampires drink?
what flows through your veins?
what comes out of a wound?
when can you go through the traffic lights?

Thank you, your answer is wrong. You definitely shouldn't go through the red traffic light

I don't understand this, but I still know this one:

(answers these questions spoken out loud in front of you)

What do vampires drink?
what flows through your veins?
what comes out of a wound?
when can you go through the traffic lights?

Thank you, your answer is wrong. You definitely shouldn't go through the red traffic light
I think I am too stupid, that didn't work for me §ugly

I still know something:

A: Is there a number greater than 10?
B: Yes
A: Is there a number greater than 100?
B: Yes
A: Is there a number greater than 1000?
B: YES
A: Is there any bigger idiot than you?
B: (almost always) NO: D

I did that for you with the smileys :)

I still know something:

A: Is there a number greater than 10?
B: Yes
A: Is there a number greater than 100?
B: Yes
A: Is there a number greater than 1000?
B: YES
A: Is there any bigger idiot than you?
B: (almost always) NO: D

why does my post look so strange? I definitely didn't make that many smilies: confused:

why does my post look so strange? I definitely didn't make that many smilies: confused:
Edit your post, and put spaces between your ":" and the letter that follows it.

Also have one:

Interviewer: just repeat after me. The broom stands behind the bag.
Asked: The broom is behind the bag
B: The broom is behind the bag
G: The broom is behind the bag
B: The broom is behind the bag
G: The broom is behind the bag
B: The broom is behind the door
G: The broom is behind the door
B: The broom is behind the bag
G: The broom is behind the bag
B: Where is the broom?
G: Behind the door
FALSE, you should persuade me: G

A: Say mountains 10 times in a row!
B: mountains, mountains, mountains ...
A: The wolf and the seven ...
B: Dwarfs
A: Ha, wrong - hostage

A: What is seven times seven?
B: 49
A: fine sand!

A man sits on a carpet and eats what he doesn't have. If he had what he eats, he wouldn't be what he is.
What could that be?

A eunuch, he lacks the eggs he eats

A man sits on a carpet and eats what he doesn't have. If he had what he eats, he would not be what he is.
What could that be?

A eunuch, he lacks the eggs he eats

Hahahahahah !!!!!!!!!!! §ugly §ugly §ugly that's good

Not exactly a trick question, but very amusing.
Read aloud, and please do so without any errors.
Have fun, uh luck!

It was found that despite the disposable mouthpieces, the police alcotesters are unhygienic. Therefore, a new alcohol test is now being introduced: If you can read the following text without errors, you can keep your driver's license:
A girl named Barbara once lived in a small village. Barbara was known throughout the area for her excellent rhubarb cake. Because everyone loved to eat Barbara's rhubarb cake, it was called the rhubarb barbara. Rhubarb barbara soon realized that she could make money with her rhubarb cake. So she opened a bar:
The rhubarb barbarabar. Of course, the rhubarb barbarabar soon had regular customers. The most famous of them, three barbarians, came to the rhubarb barbara so often to eat rhubarb cakes from rhubarb barbaras that they were briefly called the rhubarb barbara barbarians.
The rhubarb barbarbarians had beautiful, thick beards. When the rhubarb barbarbarbarians cultivated their rhubarb barbarbarbarbarians they went to the barber.
The only barber who could work on a rhubarb barbarbarbarbarian beard wanted to emphasize this, of course, and called himself the rhubarb barbarbarbarbarbarian barber.
After trimming the rhubarb barbarbarbarbarbarian beard, the rhubarb barbarbarbarbarbarbarian usually goes with the rhubarb barbarbarbarians to eat the delicious rhubarb cake with the rhubarb barbarbaras of rhubarb barbaras.

By the way: I haven't had my driver's license since then!

Not exactly a trick question, but very amusing.
Read aloud, and please do so without any errors.
Have fun, uh luck!

It was found that despite the disposable mouthpieces, the police alcotesters are unhygienic. Therefore, a new alcohol test is now being introduced: If you can read the following text without errors, you can keep your driving license:
A girl named Barbara once lived in a small village. Barbara was known throughout the area for her excellent rhubarb cake. Because everyone loved to eat Barbara's rhubarb cake, it was called the rhubarb barbara. Rhubarb barbara soon realized that she could make money with her rhubarb cake. So she opened a bar:
The rhubarb barbarabar. Of course, the rhubarb barbarabar soon had regular customers. The most famous among you, three barbarians, came to the rhubarb barbara so often to eat rhubarb cakes from rhubarb barbaras that they were briefly called the rhubarb barbara barbarians.
The rhubarb barbarbarians had beautiful, thick beards. When the rhubarb barbarbarbarians cultivated their rhubarb barbarbarbarbarians they went to the barber.
The only barber who could work on a rhubarb barbarbarbarbarian beard wanted to emphasize this, of course, and called himself the rhubarb barbarbarbarbarbarian barber.
After trimming the rhubarb barbarbarbarbarbarian beard, the rhubarb barbarbarbarbarbarbarian usually goes with the rhubarb barbarbarbarians to eat the delicious rhubarb cake with the rhubarb barbarbaras of rhubarb barbaras.

By the way: I haven't had my driver's license since then!
That's stupid, but I don't believe the last one. ^^

Why stupid?
Do the test in front of your friends, it's really fun.
I still have my driver's license, but I laughed tears.